On the old series of Star Trek, who the hell was Captain Slog?

I believe that would be Captain's Log.

That's what Hugh said,captain slog
While on the subject, did you know captain kirk had three ears? He had a left ear,a right ear and a final front ear.

One more, why is luitenant Uhura brown? Because William Shatner

Tom, you are on the ball, here are others , from WIZARD OF OZ, "Somewhere over the Rainbow, ...Weigh a Pie"
or Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Ma ma mia , ma ma mia let me go, Be'elzebub has the Devil for a sideboard"
These writers are something else, sigh.